In November I turned dollshouse in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I helped alligatorandme see the light (8 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole tradarcher's purse (30 points). In August I bought porn for auspeople (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (25 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!